[I’M NOT FEEDING THEM!]
there’s a situation at the Brownstone, Sherlock has developed a new habit. and he’s definitely not limiting himself exclusively to cocks.
because science [x]
was joking with Dee about a menagerie run by consulting detectives.although these animals turned out a lot less exotic.
imagine that after the 104th graduates join the survey corps they hear a rumor from the older members that erwin and levi like to have sex on the couch in erwin’s office but they don’t know whether to believe it or not bc what if they’re just being messed with??
and then one of them gets called to erwin’s office and erwin’s all, “ah, welcome, please take a seat on the couch” and whoever it is is like, “um haha i’d rather stand”
and then erwin looks at them all serious like “i insist, please sit down on the couch” and the other person is just all “UUUUHHHHHHH” and sweats nervously in the middle of the room
Dunno why, but when I just read it, I instantly thought of Jean.
And Levi most likely would make fun of situation.
aries: angriest asshole award
taurus: number two and loving it award
gemini: superficial nervous wreck award
cancer: crybaby emotionpants award
leo: egotist extraordinaire award
virgo: petty perfectionist award
libra: indecisive “individual” award
scorpio: secretive bastard award
sagittarius: expert exaggerator award
capricorn: condescending parent award
aquarius: complete weirdo award
pisces: idealistic idiot award
Watching the Golden Globes last weekend reminded me of a conversation dotiscute , thingofthings , and I had, in which we decided Jesse Pinkman and Will Graham should retire to a cabin in the woods where manipulative assholes cannot come past the front porch.
I just love the expressions <3
The gripping sequel. The holding sequel. The squeezing sequel. Sequel, get off me.
If you pop in disc 2 of The Incredibles DVD, and wait around long enough on the set up menu, you’ll be treated to what is quite possibly the best easter egg on any DVD ever.
(I apologize for the low quality)
This is an extremely important video.
why did it take decade for me to find out about this?????
many of you asked where this video had gone. Luckily for you, I have it.
oh mY GOD
WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE SESAME STREET LES MIS PARODY
You guys, my mom—who right now is hanging out with my 18-month-old nephew—texted me this week about how I just HAD TO watch this Sesame Street parody. And I didn’t even write her back because I was didn’t want to have to explain that, uh, I don’t watch Sesame Street anymore!
I should have known Tumblr had me covered.
That’s the sound of Jean BonBon, he’s the guy who would not share.
THE SNUFFLEUPAGUS NAPOLEON ELEPHANT
OH MY GOD WHY
"YES LET’S TEACH KIDS ABOUT EMOTIONS THROUGH LES MISERABLES"
OH MY GOD
ONE DAY S’MORE
this is amazing
if anyone asks me what Les Mis is about I’m pretty much just going to send them this
There goes nature being incredibly awesome again. You may think you’re looking at a couple dried leaves, but you aren’t. These astonishing beauties are moths, specifically Uropyia meticulodina, from the family Notodontidae. Found in parts of China and Taiwan, the patterns on their wings mimic dead leaves so convincingly that they are considered to be one of the finest examples of camouflage in the animal kingdom.
Click here to watch brief video footage of Uropyia meticulodina in the wild. You still won’t believe your eyes.
It’s Nature is Awesome Day on Geyser of Awesome! Celebrating naturally occurring amazements of all kinds…