IM NOT SORRY THAT I’M A PERV. LOLL~ <3
PORN IS MY SOUL FOOD <3
the cool t hing about bowling AUs is that you can just be like “imagine [character] bowling” and thats…the whole joke. thats sufficient. like: imagine stannis baratheon bowling. i dont need to add anything to that
Joss Whedon and George R. R. Martin walk into a bar. Everybody you love dies,
Then Steven Moffat walks in. Everybody comes back to life without explanation, re-affirms their heterosexuality, flirts with the main character and the feminist movement is set back 50 years
Anyhow I must tell the truth
Story by 小笼女王 Draw by me
hey guys! i’ve browsed the eruri tags a lot in my time, and after a while, i started to wonder if there was a science to the way eruris came together. after months of extrensive research, i’m proud to finally present the februeruri field guide to eruris! (large image on clickthrough)
using only the most advanced¹ metrics and unbiased² analyses, i’ve organized all my eruri sightings into
sixedit: five categories cause im a fucking dumbass who cant count, arranged on a sliding scale of butt receptivity.
which eruris do you prefer? what about your friends and family? now there’s an easy way to compare your favourite old men yaois! print out your copy today!
2. “completely made up”