WHEN DEPRESSED, SIMS WILL BE ABLE TO MASTURBATE!
WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE SESAME STREET LES MIS PARODY
You guys, my mom—who right now is hanging out with my 18-month-old nephew—texted me this week about how I just HAD TO watch this Sesame Street parody. And I didn’t even write her back because I was didn’t want to have to explain that, uh, I don’t watch Sesame Street anymore!
I should have known Tumblr had me covered.
That’s the sound of Jean BonBon, he’s the guy who would not share.
THE SNUFFLEUPAGUS NAPOLEON ELEPHANT
OH MY GOD WHY
"YES LET’S TEACH KIDS ABOUT EMOTIONS THROUGH LES MISERABLES"
OH MY GOD
ONE DAY S’MORE
this is amazing
if anyone asks me what Les Mis is about I’m pretty much just going to send them this
There goes nature being incredibly awesome again. You may think you’re looking at a couple dried leaves, but you aren’t. These astonishing beauties are moths, specifically Uropyia meticulodina, from the family Notodontidae. Found in parts of China and Taiwan, the patterns on their wings mimic dead leaves so convincingly that they are considered to be one of the finest examples of camouflage in the animal kingdom.
Click here to watch brief video footage of Uropyia meticulodina in the wild. You still won’t believe your eyes.
It’s Nature is Awesome Day on Geyser of Awesome! Celebrating naturally occurring amazements of all kinds…
WHEN DEPRESSED, SIMS WILL BE ABLE TO MASTURBATE!
Sam Winchester’s Journal – Entry #8
Who could have guessed that those damn Supernatural books would come back to haunt us after all these years? It’s the only way Crowley could have found out about the people we’d saved and reached Sarah. It didn’t take us long to put two and two together.
Dean and I thought we’d burned every copy of those crappy things. We’d ordered and bought all the books we could find; we even went to Supernatural Conventions and stole copies from LARPers’s bags while they were pretending to be “SamandDean”. It took us months. Every time we thought we’d gotten rid of the last copy, one would reappear out of nowhere in a garage sale right in front of our motel. Even cockroaches have shorter life expectancies.
Now, the fight is lost for good: the books are available on the Internet, “in PDF and mobi, compatible with all your e-books and tablets for the great price of $0.99”. There are even previously unpublished volumes! The readers will have the pleasure of enjoying my private moments with Ruby and see me go to Hell after almost beating my brother to death. Literature at its best.
How can people read this shit? I mean, seriously? How can “these fans” have any interest whatsoever in our lives? Not to mention the books are horribly written. The style is a disgrace even for a genre story, and I don’t even want to talk about the cover illustrations.
Fuck you, Chuck , wherever the hell you are.
But what makes me the most sad is that these damn books will probably be the only way people will remember us after we die.
Pillows! Phew~ These guys were a LOT of work, but thanks to ignitethesky we were able to get about 15 each of these pillow cases done. These are my FIRST two color designs, and I am SO happy with how they turned out. These pillow cases are 16”x16”, hand sewn with flannel plaid backs. I designed each one to look like classic, vintage business signage for each character (I’m sitting on a Singer Salvage design) I’m particularly proud of Castiel’s colors because we found the perfect Trenchcoat Tan to print on, and the navy blue ink matches his tie beautifully. Anywho~ The pillows are a steal at $28 each, or less if you buy them in a set. All are available right here- Thanks guys!
WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE
I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE
next week on vikings: athelstan tries to take away bjorn’s x-box (with expected results)
ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
well that was anticlimatic wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look, check it out.
See, not much diff-
You guys are being dumbs
That does not happen in real life watch
See I told you
who am i
you guys this is straight up bullshit
i’ll prove it to you all right now ok
you see, like i said, it’s total bull—
…oh what the hell…
the FUCK kind of GYPSY MAGIC SHIT is THIS?!?!?!?!?!
hey boys~*~*~*~ wonk~*~*~*~*~
omg jeannine you win
Huh. You women and your woman problems.
Good thing I’m a dude and don’t have to worry about that kinda crapola
You guys are amateurs
let me show you how this is done
ah shit I had them on the ”genderfuck” setting
well, that works too
okay you amateurs
let me show you how it’s done
I’m now River Song
What the hell?
I wonder what happens when you put glasses on?
Ok, so far so good…